Monday, December 12, 2011

Portion Control





(Sweater - LOFT, Skirt - Express, Tights - Ann Taylor, Shoes - Calvin Klein, Bracelet - Aldo)

The best way to ensure effective portion control? Wear a pencil skirt. Two things will happen. 1 - You will stop breathing after two bites ensuring that you no longer want to or are able to eat any more of your lunch you spent 1.5 hours making last night. 2 - You will walk around a lot more than usual because you want to show off said skirt.

~ G

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